Cheerios, Little Black Dresses, and Ponytails

Once on a Cheerios box it said something like "Just like your little black dress, cheerios wholesome goodness will always be there for you." (Lame right?)
There's two problems with this little logo or whatever it is. Here they are:

1 Cheerios's are gross (I used to think they were alright with blackberries but the more I eat it, I'm getting less and less convinced!)

2 On the box there was a picture of a so called "little black dress" that is sleeveless! (Not good!)

And so if someone sees this they think, one, "ew, I don't want to buy anything that talks about immodest clothing let alone anything that's comparing my breakfast to a black dress!"
and, two, if someone sees a little black dress in JCPenny's they think, "I saw a picture of this on a box with something disgusting in it!!!"



Maybe that's why they got rid of that and put an overly excited lady eating Cheerios! (I don't think it helps much)

But thats beside the point!

The point of this blog is not to tell you about how lame Cheerios are!!! It's to tell you about my problem! Here it is:

I love to do hair. I love to do my sisters' hair and my dolls' hair and my own hair! But here's the problem. Every morning usually this happens. I sleep in, I quickly get up, brush my hair, and put in a pony tail, and get to school! I could curl my hair and elaborately do my hair in some way, but I don't. I put it in a ponytail. And on rare mornings when I decide to do my hair, it usually ends up falling out and going into a ponytail!!!!!!!!!!!
So here's my idea. First: drop the little black dress and overly excited lady. Two: make Cheerios taste better, and three: Make a new thing that says: Just like your comforting ponytail, Cheerios (That taste better than before) wholesome goodness will always be there for you!!!!
Its still lame, but I like it better!